MEW
TONGUE UP. MOUTH SHUT.
EYES ON THE FUTURE.
Your jawline has been reported to the Bureau.
This site is loud. Sound starts when you enter.
人民碾压局 · THE PEOPLE'S BUREAU OF MOGGING · EST. FOREVER
SCROLL TO BE MOGGED FURTHER ↓
OR HOLD SPACE
DEPARTMENT 02 · 骨架检查部
A state-of-the-art comparison between you and the Overlord. Results are final. Appeals are not a thing.
Nothing you type leaves this page. The Overlord already knows.
HIM
Witnesses describe the scene as “over”. The jawline was visible from the back row.
DEPARTMENT 03 · 国家颜值实验室
Slide every bar all the way right to begin THE MOGGING. Do not exceed 100%. (You must exceed 100%.)
MOG PROTOCOL: 0 / 5 ARMED
DEPARTMENT 04 · 社会信用终端
Your score follows you around this website. Choose your actions wisely. Or don't. We're watching either way.
DEPARTMENT 05 · 五年碾压计划
DEPARTMENT 06 · 全民指标局
Every click on him is counted. Everywhere. By everyone. Participation is voluntary. The quota is not.
The quota is 110% of yesterday. It only goes up. Click him anywhere on this site to contribute.
A province is your country, taken from your connection. Only the province's total is kept.
Goals change this site for every visitor. Nothing else is promised.
CHALLENGE · 挑战
Click his head as fast as you can. Ten seconds. Every click counts for the quota.
DEPARTMENT 07 · 人民金库
The Bureau has issued a coin. It does nothing. That is the point.
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COIN ADDRESS 代币地址
ADDRESS PENDING BUREAU APPROVAL 待批
Only trust the address shown on this page. The buy link opens another site, where you use your own wallet. Nobody here holds your money.
A meme coin. No utility, no roadmap, no promises. It can go to zero. Only spend what you can afford to lose. Not financial advice. Not affiliated with any real person, party or government.
MARKET CAP 市值
NO COIN ON FILE YET
A milestone is a number on a page. Passing one earns a stamp, and nothing else.
PICTURES
PRESENTS碾压
No citizens were harmed. Your jawline was.
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